Dating for Engineers On Valentine's Day





Happy Valentine's Day, my fellow enginerds! ;)

To celebrate this glorious single awareness day, I've compiled some of my favorite engineering memes for you. Enjoy! x


When you start taking engineering classes...


 
You try to focus in class but you're like...

 
Then it dawns on you....




You try to cheer yourself up...






And then you're like...


But the truth is...


Because, come on.



And if you need any more convincing that we are marriage material, check out the "Dating and Social Life" portion of this Engineers Explained article. Here's a snippet:

Fortunately, engineers have an ace in the hole. They are widely recognized as superior marriage material: intelligent, dependable, employed, honest, and handy around the house. While it's true that many normal people would prefer not to date an engineer, most normal people harbor an intense desire to mate with them, thus producing engineer-like children who will have high-paying jobs long before losing their virginity.
Male engineers reach their peak of sexual attractiveness later than normal men, becoming irresistible erotic dynamos in their mid thirties to late forties. Just look at these examples of sexually irresistible men in technical professions:
  • Bill Gates.
  • MacGyver.
  • Etcetera.
Female engineers become irresistible at the age of consent and remain that way until about thirty minutes after their clinical death. Longer if it's a warm day.

Do you think engineers are marriage material? Let me know in the comments below!


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